ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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