why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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