Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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