Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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