I heard we made out
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ugly people sure do ruin things
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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