I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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