Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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