Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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