i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Who wears a wallet chain?!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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