ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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