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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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