Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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