And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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