Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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