So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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