Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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