Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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My pussy is not your playground.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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