i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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