oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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