Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
too bad you live with your parents still
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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