I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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