Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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