How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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