u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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