I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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