You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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