he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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