It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize