I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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