my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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