:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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