I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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