how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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