I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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