Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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