remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize