I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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