So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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