Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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