you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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