this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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