textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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