bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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