i just had sex bonerless
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.