i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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