he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
oh god the rape fog is back!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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