The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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