Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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