So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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