You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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