mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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