So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it glows. i had to have it.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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