I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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