you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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